SmilingAssassin

52 Week Rolling Average

Hard to believe -I have now been keeping Proper Detailed (Profitable Results) for One Entire Calendar Year.Since Dec 05 five weeks in Dec 05 followed by 47 weeks of 2006.This tells me a number of things
Firstly :- I am now a Profitable Assassin (last year -I lost a fortune)

Secondly:- I should expect a Large Present from Betfair -because my tolling night and day brought me a net profit of nearly Two Grand.Betfair made a net profit I would guess of well over 1200 pounds in commission 'sitting on their fat blue arse!'

Thirdly:-Am I now a professional  gambler?(following an occupation as a means of livelihood or for gain).Well the answer would appear to be yes.In 52 'working weeks' I produced 2250 pounds of profit -if you divide this by 52 and you get my '52 Week Rolling Average of Approximately 44 pounds per week.

The Final thing I can conclude is how almost like a premiership Campaign it is vitally Important to get off to a good,solid start as I have discovered that it was in fact Week 14 before I started to make any profit at all after such a poor  start Click to view poor first month

As always I have some pictures & charts to demonstrate -see below

Download results.Weeks.06.Week47+2038.xls

And finally

News from the 'Dark Side'

After having read the exploits of the excellent SportsTrader I have decided to throw my 'hat into the ring' as from Jan 1st 2007 I will be starting trading/gambling with The Crazy Purple Irish Exchange

Betdaq Assassin

Ps Don't forget to 'take a duke' at WWW.BETTINGBLOGS.CO.UK

Results for Nov 06

Well -wot about that?
All that work,all those hours spent,days even -and how much did I make (Including my 'Ozzie Wallet')

But for the first time -Ozzie Wallet needs to be taken into account

A grand total of 7 pounds GP

To read more about Nov 06 -Please read on

Results for Oct 06

Results for Oct 06
Up and down and Up again!
Good start -followed by Euro 2008 qualifiers disaster (Lost nearly 1500 in just a few hrs)
But finished on the Up -with I think my biggest ever single win
Finishing Sept 06 on a massive high
+700 odd pounds

Monthly Review (Extra)

Here it is -the entire 9 yards.....(Dec 05 to now)

First things first- 3 loosing months from 11
Not Bad
Top of the Pops -Golf +three Grand (the Assassin -thought to himself 'I am one smart cookie) My Thanks goes to Tiger or Bank of Tiger as I like to refer to him.
Next up Soccer 2hrs -last month turned 2 grand into a few hundred pounds -not good!
Cricket -making a comeback +200
Tennis -steady
so too Rugby Union -steady losses
But what about Rugby League -one of my favourite sports -1500 schnoops.A 400+pound mistake (pressed the wrong button) the rest reflects the unpredictability of this years Super League in which almost any team can beat almost any team.Special congrats goes to Wakefield and John Kear -they cost me a fortune -probably well over half of that money lost
Much better results this yr from Snooker -again a big loss maker in 2005
and Motor Racing -One bet -lasted 50 secs -lost over 200 schnoops -Genius
All in all -UP well over 2 Grand from a 5 Grand Bank
40% UP all lookin good headin for Dec -when 'The Crying Assassin' will be pokin out his/her wee head out.What does your daddy do -'My Daddy is training to be a Pro Gambler' said the wee one with a rye smile on his face

Happy Assassin

Aug 06 & Sept 06

Here it is Results for Aug 06

Gross Profit for Aug 06 -£320

Here it is Results for Sept 06

Gross Profit for Sept 06 -£316

But what about this?

The 'Telling Stats' from Aug & Sept 06

Over 300 pounds in commissions to Betfair.My current commission rate is 4.5%.Therefore if my commission rate was halved then I would of made at extra 130 schnoops.

I also bet over 100 Grand -How cool is that

My thanks goes to Jeff Melton of Jeff Melton (this is how I calculated these most revealing of statistics)

Hard to Beat -July 06

Coming -as July does- hot on the heels of June 06 then this set of results - is indeed impressive.However a few seconds in the Italy WC Match and a Leeds Rhinos loss and I would of doubled my profit for July 06

Gross Profit for July 06 -£427

Download July.06.allbets.xls

Good Goin Assassin

June 06 & The 'Double Bubble Challenge'

If you follow the Smiling Assassin then you will know that May 06 was v difficult
But as often happens with betting -things change!

Well what can I say.Only small losses in Golf,Rugby and Special bets.Hard to beat

Gross Profit for June 06 -£1441

Please see next page for a week-by-week breakdown of June 06

May 06 -'The Eagle has Flown'

May 06 -'The Eagle has Flown'

After such a good April 06

Results -April 06

What a pity -to loose it all in such a short space of time

A total loss for May 06 of nearly 1200 schnoops

Download May.06.Betfair.xls

Mad Assassin

Ps I have something totally new for you to view

A complete week-by-week breakdown of the year so far

Download BF.Results.Weeks.06.xls

The Eagle has Landed -Results April 06

If at first you don't succeed -try try again
Yip folks The Eagle has Landed
and a big fat eagle it is too
does it lay golden eggs?

Results for April 06
Nearly 400 bets
Lost on two events in the entire month -just two
GROSS PROFIT of just over £1000
and better still 'take home pay' of 500 Schnoops
Lets have a look

Download April.betting.history.2006.betfair.xls

Happy Assassin

MARCH 06

March comes -and March goes

March ,marches on

but the Assassin

he just stands still.

March was goin well until a 92 minute Goal

HENMAN HELL

and two Barcelona nil nils in a row row

Never mind -March did see my first ever BF pay day

May be that Earl guy is right -Bl**dy Karma

You wait all day for that bus to come and ...three come at once -the final one is a feckin Double Decker!!

Download MARCH.06.BETFAIR.XLS

STRANDED ASSASSIN

Results Feb 06

Results for Feb 06

Better than Jan 06

Click to view Jan 06

Download FEB.06.BETFAIR.xls

Small profit Assassin

January 06

First monthly review
Good or Bad
Who Knows!!??

Only lost 7 of 343 bets

Download January.Betfair.06.xls

Dec 05 -Results

I'm Back!

Long runs the Fox
Results for Dec 05

And just for good measure -I have added a spread sheet so that you can take a 'duke' at all that went on

Happier Assassin

Download BF.Dec.05.xls

INTERESTING APRIL

Interesting April!

Yip -I am back

I have been hiding my face through a rather interesting April 05

7 losses -3 Snooker Shockers, a calamity and a National Disaster

Snooker and Golf providing the real shocks and bad losses

The month started badly with S Hendry going down to Ding Jun Hui in the China Open

Also 'Rocket Ronnie' and 'The Wizard of Wishart' crashing out at an early stage

Calamity -My fellow country man -Darren Clarke -Calamity,Calamity,Calamity

I think his middle name might be Darren 'Calamity' Clarke

And then the National where I decided that neither the favourite or last yrs winner would win -wrong!

I have included two file attachments detailing April 05 p&l

As you will see -more l than p

Bring on May

One last thing -New tactics Offensive and Defensive betting

In the first QTR 05 I lost 7 of 17 bets taking risks on RU and League

The reason being I feel I am strong in these two areas

The stats (never lie) show this not to be the case

Was it not obvious that Wales would win the Grand Slam!

therefore I am only employing defensive tactics in the two rugby disciplines

I am also -more or less giving up on Golf betting and taking a rest from Snooker Schockers

Timid Assassin

Download bettingpandl.InterestingApril.betfair,05.xls